how times have changed

http://blog.fussychild.net/2006/11/30/i-am-cgi/
asleep at the wheel

http://blog.fussychild.net/2006/11/30/i-am-cgi/
Be gentile it’s me first time Instantly replay what happened over and over changing the outcome each time
Call the cops cuz I’m gonna kill this guy
As I bring the cast iron skillet down on his brow
What did you do
Classy friday
I smell nice
Begin forwarded message:
/> From: Bill Gastrock > Date: October 23, 2008 7:51:07 PM EDT > To: John Benson , Chris Garvin , > Jennifer Smith > Subject: Johnnys new bike >
/> > > >
i’m not an asshole. Did you read what I wrote to her?
I’ve just never been broken up with on the internet by someone’s 10 yr old sister before.
I was doing fine all day until that happened and now I can’t think or do any work. my stomach hurts. all I can think about is you.
i miss you and i want to talk because i can’t handle this purgatory. we can be done, we can be whatever we decide.
i’m sad, elizabeth.
i am not trying to start trouble. i just really don’t feel good. sorry
so is sooner than later an option?
besides you owe me a beer and a box of condoms :P

On Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 7:44 PM, elizabeth <elizabeth@geeyouknit.net> wrote:
I told her to leave you alone so it wouldn’t be weird for you. She
asked why, and I didn’t want to confuse her because she is 10.
You don’t have to be an asshole.
On 10/20/08, johnny @ for example <johnnybenson@gmail.com> wrote:
/> maybe we can just talk tonight?
/>
/> Oct 20 / 6:57
/> Becky
/> hello dude
/> Oct 20 / 6:58
/> Johnny Benson
/> heyyy dude
/> Oct 20 / 6:58
/> Becky
/> wats up?
/> Oct 20 / 6:58
/> Johnny Benson
/> not much
/> working late today
/> you?
/> Oct 20 / 6:59
/> Becky
/> ahh r u @ word/
/> r u 2work
/> r u @ work?
/> hello r u at work im guessin u r
/> Oct 20 / 7:01
/> Johnny Benson
/> yes i’m at work
/> i’m not gonna be any fun to you right now hehe
/> how are you? how’s school?
/> Oct 20 / 7:02
/> Becky
/> well im on a vaca but i heard that u and my sis umm…. broke up. im srry
/> :’(
/> Oct 20 / 7:04
/> Johnny Benson
/> well we didn’t break up yet - we were going to talk about it all this week
/> but thanks for caring about us!
/> your sister is awesome
/> we just have a bunch of stuff we gotta talk about
/> Oct 20 / 7:08
/> Becky
/> thx i think u r real nice boy friend and my sis has gone through some tough
/> breakups i dont want her 2 get heart im worried
/> :’(
/> Oct 20 / 7:09
/> Johnny Benson
/> you don’t have to worry Becky! I love your sister. we will either work it
/> out or stay good friends
/> Becky
/> kk im kwel wit dat
/>