it’s 10 o’clock

somewhere, sometime in the recent past somebody had to program this —
javascript: alert (” …” );

HANDS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “HELP”?
HANDS: WE \ARE\ HELPING.
HANDS: WE’RE HELPING HANDS.
SARAH: YOU’RE HURTING.
HANDS: WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LET GO?
SARAH: NO!
HANDS: WELL, THEN, COME ON.
HANDS: WHICH WAY?
SARAH: WHICH WAY?
HANDS: UP OR DOWN?
SARAH: OH.
HANDS: WE HAVEN’T GOT ALL DAY!
HANDS: WELL, IT’S A BIG DECISION.
HANDS: WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, HMM?
HANDS: YES, WHICH WAY?
SARAH: WELL, SINCE I’M POINTED THAT WAY,
SARAH: I GUESS I’LL GO DOWN.
HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN.
HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN?
SARAH: WAS THAT WRONG?
HANDS: TOO LATE NOW. HA HA HA HA!
SARAH: AAH!
JARETH: SHE’S IN THE OUBLIETTE.

she sells me coffee, sometimes she gives me coffee without having to pay- even when my girlfriend is with me. I don’t even have to make eyes. Emilie is my friend, don’t fuck with me or she will cut you. No shit.

this probably won’t look as sexy on the computer screen as it does through the port hole of my cell display.

Elizabeth Eisenstein is getting a speed dial number today!