September 2006

fuck the internet

no seriously.

it barely works, a decade later.

such pussiessss

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circles

everythingcomes back aroundloops and repeatslike pop musicyou’ll be the chorus of my lifeand you, you’ll be the refrainoh but shit, this one’s the pre-chorusbecause we’re not quite ready to cash inon …

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this just in: geeks give good hand

it has been known to me for some time, but i thought i’d write about it.. you know to air things out and just stir up some discussion.this mouse comes equipped with it’s very own clitoris. users of th…

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i’m the once every three months or so that you know

that’s 90 days, 90 friendsno hard feelingsa lot of going out to eatgotta make the moneyso if today’s 90 days minus 1lets make timeget some work done

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aug 23, 2005

I shave every day now, since I’ve started working. I told you that when I met you, the other day. Its such a strange thing, waking up and traveling to a precisely designated area of the planet and foc…

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